Got this request from bronanthegnarbarian after I went to bed.
I always wanted Giant to have nWo written on his singlet. He looked cooler with long hair, also.
Meng talkin’ hella shit on the way to the ring.
The Giant is so sloppy. He flails and throws lame punches. Meng has perfect kicks. Starts a really great offense.
Meng must’ve hated this, because he’s outworking Giant like a motherfucker, and he’s way over with the crowd.
He finally gets that Tongan Death grip, but Giant catches him with the choke at the same time.
Instead of selling it for even a minute, which would be a no-brainer for a veteran, Giant just chokeslams him right away and wins. Lame.
Giant is so boring. How are you gonna just squash Meng? It’s rigoddamndiculous.
In conclusion, if the Giant cared at all, he would’ve let Meng’s offense do some damage. Instead he just sold like that Yum Yum guy for a second and then said fuck it and went home. He’s always just relied on his size, which is lazy. Imagine a guy like Giant who could actually work. Actually, you don’t have to. You can watch Andre in Japan. Apparently Paul never did.
Thanks for playing, Bronan!