1. WCW Monday Nitro 9-14-98 The Giant vs Meng

    Got this request from bronanthegnarbarian after I went to bed.  

    I always wanted Giant to have nWo written on his singlet.  He looked cooler with long hair, also.

    Meng talkin’ hella shit on the way to the ring.

    The Giant is so sloppy.  He flails and throws lame punches.  Meng has perfect kicks.  Starts a really great offense.

    Meng must’ve hated this, because he’s outworking Giant like a motherfucker, and he’s way over with the crowd.

    He finally gets that Tongan Death grip, but Giant catches him with the choke at the same time.

    Instead of selling it for even a minute, which would be a no-brainer for a veteran, Giant just chokeslams him right away and wins.  Lame.

    Giant is so boring.  How are you gonna just squash Meng?  It’s rigoddamndiculous.  

    In conclusion, if the Giant cared at all, he would’ve let Meng’s offense do some damage.  Instead he just sold like that Yum Yum guy for a second and then said fuck it and went home.  He’s always just relied on his size, which is lazy.  Imagine a guy like Giant who could actually work.  Actually, you don’t have to.  You can watch Andre in Japan.  Apparently Paul never did.

    Thanks for playing, Bronan!

     
  2. Randy Orton VS Cody Rhodes, Street Fight (WWE, 2011)

    TBH, I’ve never seen these guys wrestle a full match. Orton, maybe, but I doubt I watched the whole thing.

    Booker T says it’s going to be “Totally off the hook!”, so maybe I’ve been  missing something.

    Why is Cody wearing that clear mask?  Also, no kneepads or elbow pads make you look like you’re an underwear model who accidentally got in the ring.

    Orton takes a whip into the stair on the outside. Then some stomps.  

    Snap mare on the outside.  That’s pretty funny I guess.

    Orton shatters Rhodes’ glass mask into the stairs!  Not really.

    European uppercuts on the outside.  

    Some guy in a suit takes a backdrop.  Another guy in a suit takes a Diamond Cutter, which is Orton’s move I guess.

    Commercial break leads to punches on the ramp.  Cody speaks a paragraph into Orton’s ear before a reversed vertical suplex spot.  ”I’ll split the fine with you if you take this…”

    Ten punch on the guardrail by Orton.  

    Back in the ring, superplex by Randy starts off act 2.

    Rhodes is sent into the timekeeper area.  He hits Orton with his lame mask.

    Commercial break leads to Cody doing some dumb crap.  And there’s eight minutes left.  Fuck me…

    Figure four applied.  The mask is used as a weapon again.  The video game is promoted in the replay.  

    Orton with the mask shot now.  Going to his “special place”.

    Orton hangs Rhodes over the guardrail and drops the DDT out of it on the outside.  

    Diamond Cutter, and the win.  

    In conclusion, these guys are ok workers, but I just don’t get the appeal.  Every match I’ve seen from WWE in the last 13 years has looked exactly the same.

    Thanks for playing, samigenerico!  

     
  3. Didn’t see samigenerico's match suggestion until now because it was a reply to the post and not in my inbox.  

    Anywho, here we go…

    FULL-LENGTH MATCH - SmackDown - Randy Orton vs. Cody Rhodes - Street Fight

    Oh dear, another street fight…

     

     
  4. 22:15

    Notes: 1

    Pat Patterson Vs Sgt. Slaughter (WWF,1981)

    Okay,

    Patterson’s cowboy boots apparently have a “sharp pointed toe…”

    He’s rockin’ an “I heart NY ” tee from the curbside table in front of the nudie booths in Times Square.

    Pat might have hurt his back on the apron of the ring.  Slaughter has Patterson’s belt around his neck.  The Sgt. has way more hair than I’m used to.  

    Slaughter uses the belt to clothesline Pat.  He looks drunk as fuck.

    The Sgt. rips off the bootleg tee and chokes Pat with it.  He’s wearing a tank top that would make money at H&M.

    Slaughter ascends the buckle to almost stomp Pat with one foot.

    Pat gets out of the way, and drops a vicious knee across the neck.  Then another.  Those were good.

    Then Pat bites the shit out of him.

    Pat’s sent to the outside.  Slaughter ascends.  ”Decides against it…”  Good call.

    The Sgt. gets color from the buckle.  Pat’s laying in some stiff punches, but gets the low blow.  

    The Sgt. pulls the brass knucks from under his ball sack, sporting a full crimson mask.  Cue Pat’s color in three, two…

    Scratch that…Pat uses the sharp-ass cowboy boot!  And uses it.  And uses it…

    Vince going solo on commentary the whole time, btw.

    The towel is thrown in by The Wizard, even though the punch drunk Slaughter still wants to fight.  

    Sorry, Sarge.

    In conclusion, these guys used to work for their money, but really never put that much thought into it.  The crowd didn’t give a shit, though.  They ate it up.  It’s like if you took calculous in high school, and you just wrote a bunch of numbers on some paper, but you still got an ‘A’ because the teacher marked out for your handwriting.  And street fights, to me, are always a let down.

    Thanks for playing, hatingsince87!  

     
  5. 21:46

    Notes: 3

    Ha.  ’Bout to watch:

    1981.04.21.WWF.Sgt Slaughter vs. Pat Patterson.(Alley Fight.WON MOTY)

    courtesy of hatingsince87.

    Thanks, brother!

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  6. 21:04

    Notes: 3

    Put a match that’s on YouTube in my inbox and I’ll review it…

    This was fun last time. 

    P.S.  I already watched Dr. Death vs Terry Gordy today, so…

     
  7. 20:55

    Notes: 11

    Reblogged from fondlepunch

    image: Download

    fondlepunch:

"Oderus"
Watercolor & Ink
For MF Gallery’s Dave Brockie Memorial Art Show

    fondlepunch:

    "Oderus"

    Watercolor & Ink

    For MF Gallery’s Dave Brockie Memorial Art Show

     
  8. 20:54

    Notes: 1

    Reblogged from theageofmetal

    "ALL HAIL GWAR!" Dave Brockie Memorial Art Show to open at MF Gallery on May 3rd, 2014

    theageofmetal:

    “ALL HAIL GWAR!” Dave Brockie Memorial Art Show to open at MF Gallery on May 3rd, 2014

    On Saturday May 3rd, MF Gallery is having a special memorial art show dedicated to our good friend Dave Brockie, a.k.a. Oderus Urungus of the band GWAR, who passed away suddenly in March 2014. Part of the proceeds from the show will benefit the Dave Brockie Foundation.

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    Cool.  I’ll be there.

     
  9. 20:44

    Notes: 19

    Reblogged from dantethescrub

    Naniwa style.  DDP pulled out dope stuff, sometimes.

    Naniwa style.  DDP pulled out dope stuff, sometimes.

     
  10. 19:57

    Notes: 36

    Reblogged from cloacacarnage

    
Glenn Danzig, Misfits

    Glenn Danzig, Misfits

    (Source: kungmorotsblomma)

     
  11. 19:56

    Notes: 8

    Reblogged from starscream-and-hutch

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    starscream-and-hutch:

Conflict on the Far Side of the Galaxy!

    starscream-and-hutch:

    Conflict on the Far Side of the Galaxy!

     
  12. Ike Turner said he lost his virginity at the age of six to a 14 year old when he was on the Stern show in ‘07…

    Robin:  ”Oh, how can someone have sex with a six year old?”

    Howard:  ”Ask Fred.”

     
  13. 19:36

    Notes: 4

    Reblogged from evilbrainfromouterspace

    Tags: m.u.s.c.l.e.Kinnikuman

    image: Download

    I went to another NYC toy store today looking for Kinnikuman stuff.  No dice.  I should just regenerate the series myself.  Somebody pay me to do that now.  Thanks.

    I went to another NYC toy store today looking for Kinnikuman stuff.  No dice.  I should just regenerate the series myself.  Somebody pay me to do that now.  Thanks.

     
  14. 19:10

    Notes: 17

    Reblogged from zombiedisco5150

    Bryan fucked Kenta up in this match, though, tbh…

    Bryan fucked Kenta up in this match, though, tbh…

     
  15. 19:06

    Notes: 17

    Reblogged from redskullsmadhouse

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    redskullsmadhouse:

Thor-God-of-Thunder-7-MAIM-variant

    redskullsmadhouse:

    Thor-God-of-Thunder-7-MAIM-variant